Pedestrian’s Constitution
Aug 4th, 2009 by pedestrian
I never had a comment moderation policy because I thought you should post whatever you want … heck, I’m doing it!
But things began to get really nasty. I guess some people have too much repressed sexual tension, anger, boredom, etc and mistake the comment forum with the chair.
So here’s a draft of my constitution.
Say whatever you damn please … ALMOST.
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PERSONAL FEELING TOWARDS ARABS, TURKS, IRANIANS, AMERICAN, ETC … THERE IS NO NEED TO TRASH AN ENTIRE ETHNICITY OR NATION JUST BECAUSE THE THIRD GRADE BULLY WAS FROM THAT COUNTRY AND STOLE ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY.
DON’T GET TOO VIOLENT. GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF CRAZY COMING OUT OF IRAN, YOU MAY BE URGED TO CUT AN IRI OFFICIAL’S INTESTINES, HAVE YOUR PET CROCODILE EAT HIS EYES, SLICE UP HIS HAND WITH YOUR ELECTRIC MEAT SLICER, AND PICK HIS EARS WITH YOUR SALAD FORK …. BUT WHATEVER YOU ARE URGED TO DO, WE DON’T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE TOP-SECRET INFO THAT AYATOLLAH X. OR MR. Y FROM THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR WERE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, OR THE PLAGUE OF MOSCOW IN 1570, OR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING TERRIBLE ON EARTH, DO NOT REPORT YOUR HEAVENLY KNOWLEDGE UNLESS YOU WISH TO PROVIDE YOUR HEAVENLY SOURCES. NO ACCUSATIONS WILL BE PUBLISHED UNLESS THEY ARE CREDIBLE.
DON’T ASK ME TO DELETE YOUR COMMENTS UNLESS IT IS FOR LIFE THREATENING REASONS.
DON’T GET TOO OFFENSIVE. I REALIZE THAT MAY BE A BIT VAGUE. TO BE MORE SPECIFIC: DO NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING BODY PARTS IN YOUR COMMENT:
LASTLY, LIKE ALL THOSE IMPORTANT MEN AND WOMEN WHO WRITE OR SWEAR TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION, I AM IN NO WAY OBLIGED TO FOLLOW IT.
again, nice job. Wondering what your traffic is per day. Anyway, from your constitution, and the picture, i reckon the use of the word ass is still allowed
Yup, for sure, the back of the body is allowed
Pedestrian, You are a first rate constitutional scholar. I like it very much!
hey Gabriel, you had a fine point, it was wrong of me to publish those racist comments, so it was time to put up some guidelines
Glad to be of help. Happy Eid!
Thanks!
Eid-e shoma ham mobarak!
Ped, It is Saturday so I am reading different stuff on your blog and I ended up here and had another look at the body part picture. did you draw it yourself? I had to laugh as the “body part” on the male model is NOT at the right place. The whole thing should be placed a bit lower! (or you wanted to offend us??) and you can’t say maybe it is me and I am disfigured, no, I do take shower in our gym so I see a lot of samples!
lol Roozbeh. I know this picture is not very accurate, I chose it b/c it was simple. I didn’t want too many details. And I didn’t think any teachers would be using this for sex ed, so the misplacement shouldn’t be a problem